1.Eye On The Gold Chain
They got the eye on the gold chain
They got the eye on the gold chain
When Young Einstein was a kid in the mid
80's he saw how the b-boys lived
They wore the fat gold to rock the rap song
Einstein's takin off, now he's puttin it on
There's not a pair of eyewear that can stop the glare
Of the Duke, overexposed in photo shoots
He salutes the days of old with chains of gold
He looked around then found that the chain was sold
Over to the airport he sets off metal detectors
Respect us, pull em to the side and give em lectures
Going through his luggage, heh, they're tryin to test him
Threaten to arrest him, askin lots of questions
Like, 'why do you have a box of tissue'
'To remove' 'What？' 'All the oily finger residue'
So look but don't touch, and let my chain shine
Yo, Put it on Einstein
They got the eye on the gold chain, that's right
They got the eye on the gold chain, that's right
All right now here we go
Young Einstein
Check it out
My big gold rope
Always rock a jam every time I perform
Young Einstein
Check it out
Fat gold chain
Always rock a jam every time I perform
Einstein got a dookie gold rope
＞From Panama to Canada Einstein's the man of the
Year, get the trash outta here like a janitor
Chain so heavy when he step in the place
You could tap him on the shoulder and he fall on his face
Dropped the single fresh mode, you thought we would fold
Thirty days later, Einstein had gold
So what you sayin？
My man scans the collectibles
For the LP chock full of delictibles
For the MP he could reshape the lead break
Cut it in half
Changin the speed rate
Or make it self-arrange(？) when it's on the turntable
He wore the dookie when we met Queen Elizabeth
Asked her was she jealous, she said 'A little bit'
I guess a crown jewel never compares
To the rope that the Einstein wears
They got the eye on the gold chain
They got the eye on the gold chain
repeat CHORUS
2.Pick Up Lines
What's the place where you see more girls
that you'd like to pick up, than any other place？
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me？
Can I buy you a drink？ Your glass is empty
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this？
Anyway, you come here often？ Is this seat taken miss？
America？ No？ Well you should be a model I'm
New in town so could you show me around？
Can I call you sometime？
I'd like to get to knowin
Your place or mine？ I love your eyes, hey where you goin？
Now, honey didn't do what everyone else does
She stood out without making a scene because she was
The hottest but the most modest in a long plaid skirt
And a shirt with a little picture of Ernie ＆ Bert
Now, she played no sports except scholastic sorts
An academic epidemic during book reports
The starlet of a play, not a harlot to lay
So all the school ？？ mad that she wouldn't give it away
See,
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
When Joe the superhoe said, 'Baby what's your sign？'
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Cut my bangs so they don't hang, then shampoo the doo
Get the hair out of my eye so I can look into
Of you master and capture the flag
In a '65 rag with brand new tags
She's for real, I feel ＊chills, they're multiplyin＊
＊it's so electrifyin, it's so electrifyin＊
No denyin that I'm tryin to undress her
With that phony rap, you wouldn't even get near it
She wouldn't go for sugar-coated lyrics
So other girls would say, 'She must be gay'
And call her a Lenny Dykstra
But soo what？ They really wanted to just like her
Jealous, I won't offend her, I'll treat her tender
Defend her and send her letters and such
But there's no rush and there's no
Baby you're so fine I wanna make you mine
Cuz honey simply ignored the pick-up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
There's no 'Baby you're fine I wanna make you mine'
Cuz Honey was offended by the pick up line
Well excuse me (x4)
Y'all step up to this
Now the main dude who wooed women tried to make his move
On her, so we all watched to see what she would do
He moved in： 'Hey baby doll.. what's up with us？'
And honey was like, 'Excuse me, but I'm gonna be late for my
bus'
So I stepped up to her and said here's what I'm about
Long walks, deep thoughts, I I'd take you out, I won't
Play games or try to take the truth and bend it
I just wanna talk, and she wasn't offended
The pickup line, the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
Honey was offended by the pick up line
When the R＆B singer said let's bump n grind
Honey was offended by the pick up line
3.Rock on Top
Lyricist：Andrew Cooper, Dustin Troy Mc Farland, Jr., Rodney Pleasant
We're gonna rock on top tonight
We're gonna rock on top tonight
We're gonna rock on top tonight
We're gonna rock on top tonighton top of the world
We're gonna rock on top tonighton top of the world
I'll take a raider saber from both end of the equator
And walk without a compass to rock the whole circumference
To keep you out your seats and reach just like a tooth-
Brush, then watch the dudes rush the DJ booth
I hold mic control with the slightest Midas touch
And keep it goin til the mornin or the mic blows up
I've been fresh
Before my first single was pressed
Four Italians, but no medallions, around my neck
I keep it off my chest like a cardiac
Arrest, no heart attack from stress
Let's, keep it intact like tour dates on the map
Let me see for myself and prove the fact
That, the world ain't flat break out the welcome mat
On top of Mount Fuji eatin sushi
We ride on 747's not DC-10's
We took a two-week vacation and we'll do it again
We're gonna rock on top tonight
We're gonna rock on top tonight
We're gonna rock on top tonight
We're gonna rock on top tonighton top of the world
We're gonna rock on top tonighton top of the world
Gonna take a trip around the globe, we're leavin tomorrow
For Guadalajara then Mount Kilamanjaro
I gotta get my passport put it in my Jan sport
Headed for the airport to get on the transport
I can't wait to hit the beach in Waikiki
And fall into the romantic enchantment of the Tiki
With the chick in Indonesia to a Russian ballerina
Or the girl from panema baby step in the arena
Ladies in Latin America call me Andy
And tell me that the Ugly Duckling sound is muchos grande
We also have listeners from Tokyo to Seoul
And the whole South Pole where they're keepin it cold
I heard that bootleg on record in the UK
That some can't be rock on top like a toupee
Snackin on a honey-roasted peanut from the flight
Tell you what we're gonna do tonight, come on
We're gonna rock on top tonight
We're gonna rock on top tonight
We're gonna rock on top tonight
We're gonna rock on top tonighton top of the world
We're gonna rock on top tonighton top of the world
Rock on top
Rock on top
Rock on top
Rock on top tonight
4.Everything's Alright
When the wind and sands where the land's away (uh-huh)
There's no man that stands in it's way (uh-huh)
People tell me,
Life would be lovely
When I own a ？
And find my sharona
But I don't get caught up, this isn't my turf
I'm not even a citizen of planet Earth
Marooned on the boondocks in timbucktoo
(What do you do？)I wait for the rescue crew
So I don't need an IV to revive me
When I think my thoughts drive me,
To the brink,
If the end is near, then send it here (together)
I'm outta sight like a sattelite
And that's alright
Chorus：
Well, as I rock beatie-beatie-beats
In the endtimes (？), breakin' it down like enzymes
To package and send rhymes
To another galaxy
As a proton, I split 'em into catastrophe
And so on
Now people wanna say it's great to be alive today
With the strives we've made
And the lives we've saved
But if you really wanna know
How much longer time'll last
Tune into your local TV simulcast
Watch the fall of the family
Natural disasters
Disease, enemies, attack to strike back
And they claim its uncontrollable
But you know that they're full of bull
So you can't be so gullable
Cuz it's like that
Mic that, Andycat
My architect pleases
When I was 12, I went to heaven for lovin' Jesus
'Cause hey, we could be done tonight
On the rapture
And that's alright
Chorus
Some try to run from the hands of time
But they get lost, and hit the land mine
Like a teenage love
You can't trust your girlfriend
Saying don't, don't, don't hurt me again
Or addiction (addiction)
You gotta watch your back
There's a junkie in the alley with a baseball bat
But as bad as that sounds
Really everything's fine
As Young Einstein, it's 'so fine'(sample)
Don't try
To cheat death like the Fall Guy
'Cause we all die
Think about it.
Why？
Because there's not a bigger fish to fry
And that's no lie
Check it out
finish)
5.Einstein's Takin' Off
Lyricist：Andrew Cooper, Dustin Troy Mc Farland, Jr., Rodney Pleasant
When young Einstein was a kid with a bid
He had some 1200's inside his crib
And an MPC, under his sheets
To make beats, accomplishing incredible feats
While other kids played games like Chinese checkers
Rod pounded the pavement to find these records he used
He makes hits with the flick of a wrist
Einstein's taking off, let me put it like this
There's not a Benadryl pill that could stop the itch
Or a scratch when my DJ gets up in the mix
He grips the cross fader with his nimble fingertips
And flips it back and forth, no transform switch
And the needle never skips？ Well, it did one time
When a fan got hype and bumped the tables from behind
So please give me some room when I'm going for mine
Einstein's taking off, take off Einstein
Young Einstein on the turntables
When it gets to the end, tell him do it again
When it gets to the end, tell him do it again
Young Einstein, don't try to play me
I like to make funky beats and record 'em
The scratch, the scratch
We'll be on top, so long
Young Einstein, don't try to play me
I like to make funky beats and record 'em
The scratch, the scratch
I got two great partners standing by me
Take the freeway from Canada to TJ
And I know that you won't find another DJ
Slash, super record digger, slash, drum major
Slash, producer, slash, Ugly Duckling making a splash
He lifts loops from the original LP's
Would never think of sampling a beat break CD
And when we come to do your show, turn off the Dat's
Save 'em for those other acts, Einstein's got the wax
For the turntables, he'll reverse it, scratch
Cut it in half and reattach it
And keep it spinning from the beginning to the duration
When, is in
(Young Einstein, deep concentration)
Yo Diz, wassup？
We almost didn't tell 'em
How Rod explores record stores like he was Magellan
Searching for the beats only he can find
Einstein's taking off, take off Einstein
When it gets to the end, tell him do it again
When it gets to the end, tell him do it again
Young Einstein, don't try to play me
I like to make funky beats and record 'em
The scratch, the scratch
We'll be on top, so long
Young Einstein, don't try to play me
I like to make funky beats and record 'em
The scratch, the scratch
I got two great partners standing by me
6.Everybody C'mon
[Scratch：1,2,3,4
Years ago we took freestyle raps
Got two turn table and we started from scratch
Now everytime that we go do a spot, they
rock'
So weather you're in short ot a tux with a cumerbun
movin' like soul brother number one
And I could start with an EQ and good mic mix
'Cause it's the microphone I love, I hold her
close with a tug
And give her a snug hug before I plug in the plug
Unrap her before I tap her to get her some feedback
And it's on so we rap, C'mon
All the ladies in the place
And everybody C'mon
And all the fellas in th place
And everybody C'mon
And all the ladies in the place
And everybody C'mon
And all the fellas in the place
'i' double 'z' 'y' I could begin
When they get the levels set to let my DJ spin
I release what's within feel free to join in
Dizzy is my name but I'mma me spell it again
D-devistate, I-impress, Z-zeftfully clean and fresh,
another Z for the zip code that I got on the north
side of town, and Y？ Why not？
I got the flux capacitator for my Model T Ford
With lots of Giga watts to go back to before
The items on the floor at your novelty store,
need I say more？
Einstein, break it down like this
Einstein, dooin' his do
[Scratch： Young ladies from near or far, weather
you're high class or rather bourgoise]
Get down, as ugly duckling unlocks the box like
pandora
If you're comin' to the jam ignore the group on stage
yellin' louder than banshees
Actin' ready for war like some Comanches
And they call themselves hip-hop men
Where have you been？
You're messin' up now 'cause you didn't know it then
And what do we call a crew that can rap like that...
Wack!
They got a wacky wack style and a wacky wack track
there would be more room if those cats played the back
All the ladies in the place
And everybody C'mon
And all the fellas in th place
And everybody C'mon
And all the ladies in the place
And everybody C'mon
And everybody C'mon
[Scratch： Young lady
Bang!
7.Fresh Mode
ANDYCAT：Well my name is Andy C and I can guarantee
That if you wanna be down, then down is where I'll be
I'm on Fresh Mode, I rock Fresh Mode,
I rap Fresh Mode, I'm on Fresh Mode!
DIZZY：And I'm Dizzy Dustin, bustin, that's my trade
And all you sucka alligators gotta get soufled
I'm on Fresh Mode, I'm on Fresh Mode,
I'm on Fresh Mode, I'm on Fresh Mode,
ANDYCAT： Hey, let me plummet from the summit to the scene as
bactine
To clean away the rotten bacon fakin sizzling
I wanna make your feelings cool, let's get you a towel
With a style, I keep it fresh like a produce aisle
What's up to the guys with especially you ladies
If it's jiggling baby, then go ahead maybe
DIZZY： Rock
ANDYCAT： To the
DIZZY： Rhythm
ANDYCAT： To the
DIZZY： Roll
ANDYCAT： To the
DIZZY： Rap
People stand in line when my rhymes are on tap
They color me fresh with the flesh crayon
And if it doesn't stay on, I got a can of spray on
So you can see how top choice we get
ANDYCAT： Yo man I come fresher than a moist toilette
Now some of these players play mister big salami
But truth be told, they're fold like origami
And cease to make moves cause they get stuck in the tarpit
When they try to spill shame on my stain resistant carpet
In combat, I'm a diving wombat
When I'm locked in, I'm a rugrat, well get on that
DIZZY： I adjust my birdsight to terminate a termite
And torpedo a mosquito cause I hate a bugbite
I put the dark vibes in the archives to stay
ANDYCAT： Why？
DIZZY： I'm done feeling drowsy and lousy today
And if you feel the same way,
Come check us at a spot with no dress code
We're on Fresh Mode
We're on Fresh Mode x 4
(Young Einstein on the scratch)
DIZZY： This fresh breath mint gets dropped like a hint
I see them but they can't see me like limo tint
I'm lint under a blacklight, I stand out
While you rap to Flashlight, and fan out
Put an embargo on the cargo,
Your shipping days are through
ANDYCAT： You better call ？？？ (Who are you？)
I'm Andycat (I didn't know that)
We went through stacks and stacks of old wax
To bring it back
Now I don't smoke Buddha, can't stand Cess
But I'll eat a couple Ruffles cause they're guaranteed fresh
I'm like Indiana Jones dodging skulls and bones
DIZZY： Not to mention fancy cars and cellular phones
I see the circus on the surface, it's the pipe no doubt
All these leaks from the spout cause the freaks to come out
The buzz around town says you gotta
ANDYCAT： You gotta
DIZZY： If it's anything less than fresh don't say nada
Ugly Duckling in your ear,
With Young Einstein on the fader,
ANDYCAT： Cutting like a cheese grater
Now we gotta be Sonny Bono's ex and share a song
That hits heads like hair care so pull up a chair
Others want the cash prize and may commericalize
They're sly like a fry guy stealing my fries
But it's about nothing but love when we rockin your pound
Not Depeche Mode
We're on Fresh Mode
Now where's Young (scratch) Einstein (scratch)
(the man with the beats to cause a disaster)
He's on (Fresh) Mode, he's on (Fresh) Mode,
He's on (Fresh) Mode, he's... (so Fresh),
And this is Ugly Duckling, groove galore
We rock from the clouds to the ocean floor
We're on Fresh Mode, we're on Fresh Mode,
We're on Fresh Mode, we're Fresh
8.Do You Know What I'm Sayin'
Lyricist：Andrew Cooper, Dustin Troy Mc Farland, Jr., Rodney Pleasant
Do you know what I'm sayin'？
I know what you're sayin'
Do you know what I'm sayin'？
I know what you're sayin'
Do you know what I'm sayin'？
I know what you're sayin'
Do you know what I'm sayin'？
Man, I know what you're sayin'
You see I'm programmed to slam in the summer spring or fall
Pushin' up spit ball through plastic straws
And this may sound disgusting and like very gross
When I get my fill I chili most
MC's out there ya better stand clear
I have no time for conversation my dear
From kings come queens and from Queens come kings
But the cookie, cookie crack took all those things
You're like a daytime talk show, and that low
Knockin' on my door sayin', eh, yo, yo
I go on and on like popcorn
Hook a beat up and convert into hip-hop form
I'm so and so I this I that
When the crowds like this I'm ready to rap
So microphone checka 1, 2 what is this？
Your moms in my business, shes in my business
Go off, go off, what？ Go off, go off
You know what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'
Go off, go off, what？ Go off, go off
You know what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'
Go off, go off, what？ Go off, go off
You know what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'
Go off, go off, what？ Go off, go off
You know what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'
Einstein, he knows what I'm sayin'
You know what I'm sayin, huh？ Go off, go off
When I was five years old I realized there was a road
Too hot to handle and too cold to hold
This is the music of a hip-hop band
And no rapper can rap quite like I can
And what have you let me, yo what have I got
Twelve woofers in the trunk beatin' down the block
I make a right at the laundry, you see my name on the wall
Couldn't walk a straight line if they let me crawl
Girl what do you think this is presidents day？
It's not the strategy, it's not the game I play
She said, â½Choi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoiâ
I break an Mc like a Tonka toy
I make it sound and later make a dub
The answer is D, all of the above
Elvis was a hero to most
I'm not from France but I eat French toast
You know what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'
You know what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'
You know what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'
You know what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'
Einstein, he knows what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'
9.A Little Samba
Lyricist：Cooper Andrew R, Mc Farland Dustin Troy, Pleasant Rodney W Jr
This is just a little samba
With all the typical drama
Feel the rhythm of the conga
(Come on)
This is just a little samba
Yo man, I'm living grandiose, puffin on an Ambassador
Paid in full, kill the bull, like a matador
Flash the cash, make my album cover shinier
My head's spinning like a discus, and if this is
(Just a little samba)
Then I'm straight, with the seven-course meal on my plate
I put my leftovers in the doggie bag
I got moves like Mr. Miyagi had
With the 'Wax off, wax on', I'll play you like Zaxxon
Girls love my songs, sunbathing on the back lawn
'Ju look mahvellous'
C'mon young lady, get in the car with us
Superstar deluxe
(Hey)
I'm always animated cause my game's so tight
That I keep it laminated
Well, if that's true, why you living with ya mama？
Shh, it's just a little samba
This is just a little samba
With all the typical drama
Feel the rhythm of the conga
(Come on)
This is just a little samba
Yo, I make all the money
No, you don't
I get all the girls
No, you don't
I put it down on fools
No, you don't
(Huh)
No, you don't
(Man)
No, you don't
You might spot me in Versace suits
When I'm at award shows, paparazzi shoot
I own a fly home, four-car garage
With rides for me and my entourage
Hold up, I got a email
It's a female
Girls pressing on me like Lee Nail
I make the hits that you hear on the jukebox
(So)
Chicks come hotter than Arizona rooftops
I got this one, she's a Playmate
When I met her she was looking
At my gold Dizzy nameplate
But I had to vacate, I said
'I'm gonna miss our date
'Cause my plane's late'
(Plane)
Yeah, I own a plane and I also bought a yacht
So I scuba in Bermuda when the weather gets hot
And I travel a lot
The why you livin' with ya mama？
Man, it's just a little samba
This is just a little samba
With all the typical drama
Feel the rhythm of the conga
(Come on)
This is just a little samba
I make all the money
No, you don't
I get all the girls
No, you don't
I got my own sitcom
No, you don't
(Huh)
No, you don't
(What？)
No, you don't!
I star in the movies
No, you don't
I run my own label
No, you don't
Man, I only date models
No, you don't
(Huh)
No, you don't
(Hey)
No, you don't!
Man, I got more property
Than Monopoly
No, you don't
Man, I drive a flying car
No, no you don't
Man, I got two pet sharks
Your mom lets you have
Sharks in the house？
Man, ge wha？
C'mon man, the song's over, man
10.Energy Drink
Lyricist：Andrew Cooper, Dustin Troy Mc Farland, Jr., Rodney Pleasant
Are you ready, like a Duracell I be energized, go berzerk
Now have you ever been out at the party spot
And you start feeling tired at 11 O'clock？
If stayin' up's what you'd like to do
Then this song might be right for you
It's a product designed to keep you in command
And a brand you won't find in an aluminum can
It gets the jam jumpin' like a pogo stick
To turn a wallflower to a go-go chick
And it comes with a special guarantee
That if you don't like this song the next one's free
So next time that you start to sink
Tell the DJ play the 'Energy Drink'
Energy, like a Duracell I be energized, go berzerk
Bouncing, bounding, beverage
Mainting the rock, don't stop the rock
If you're tired you be wired when I pop the top
Now comin' up with no further ado
Diz is gonna get it energized for you
If you need some energy, you can come see him or me
Ugly Duckling pours the cup, here's your chance to drink it up
When you need a refill you can't be still, there's no sleep till
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 a.m., stop, watch a new day begin, energy
Drop the break, rock the plate, how long are we stayin' up？
Awfully late, to a white or a black kid
If you're crawling like an arachnid
This'll get you hyperactive
If you need a second wind or some more adrenaline
I would like to recommend that you let the record spin
Till the last dance stops the show
So one more time let the energy go
Do what, do what, do what, do what
Do what, do what, do what, do what
Do what, do what, do what, do what
Do what, do what, energy
11.Get on This
Lyricist：Freddie Byrd, Andy Cooper, Dustin Mcfarland, Rodney Pleasant
Well, my name is Andy C and I can guarantee
That if you wanna be down, then down is where I'll be
I'm on Fresh Mode, I rock Fresh Mode
I rap Fresh Mode, I'm on Fresh Mode
And I'm Dizzy Dustin, bustin', that's my trade
And all you sucka alligators gotta get soufled
I'm on Fresh Mode, I'm on Fresh Mode
I'm on Fresh Mode, I'm on Fresh Mode
Hey, let me plummet from the summit to the scene as bactine
To clean away the rotten bacon fakin' sizzling
I wanna make your feelings cool, let's get you a towel
With a style, I keep it fresh like a produce aisle
What's up to the guys with especially you ladies
If it's jiggling baby, then go ahead maybe
Rock to the rhythm, to the roll, to the rap
People stand in line when my rhymes are on tap
They color me fresh with the flesh crayon
And if it doesn't stay on, I got a can of spray on
So you can see how top choice we get
Yo, man I come fresher than a moist toilette
Now some of these players play mister big salami
But truth be told, they're fold like origami
And cease to make moves, 'cause they get stuck in the tarpit
When they try to spill shame
On my stain resistant carpet
In combat, I'm a diving wombat
When I'm locked in, I'm a rugrat, well get on that
I adjust my bird sight to terminate a termite
And torpedo a mosquito, 'cause I hate a bug bite
I put the dark vibes in the archives to stay
Why？
I'm done feeling drowsy and lousy today
And if you feel the same way
Come check us at a spot with no dress code
We're on Fresh Mode
We're on Fresh Mode
We're on Fresh Mode
We're on Fresh Mode
We're on Fresh Mode
This fresh breath mint gets dropped like a hint
I see them but they can't see me like limo tint
I'm lint under a black light, I stand out
While you rap to Flashlight and fan out
Put an embargo on the cargo
Your shipping days are through
(Who are you？)
I'm Andycat
(I didn't know that)
We went through stacks and stacks of old wax
To bring it back
Now I don't smoke Buddha, can't stand Cess
But I'll eat a couple Ruffles, 'cause they're guaranteed fresh
I'm like Indiana Jones dodging skulls and bones
Not to mention fancy cars and cellular phones
I see the circus on the surface, it's the pipe no doubt
All these leaks from the spout, 'cause the freaks to come out
The buzz around town says you gotta
You gotta
If it's anything less than fresh don't say nada
Ugly Duckling in your ear
With Young Einstein on the fader
Cutting like a cheese grater
Now we gotta be Sonny Bono's ex and share a song
That hits heads like hair care, so pull up a chair
Others want the cash prize and may commercialize
They're sly like a fry guy stealing my fries
But it's about nothing but love
When we rockin' your pound
Not Depeche Mode
We're on Fresh Mode
Now where's Young Einstein
(The man with the beats to cause a disaster)
He's on Mode, he's on Mode
(Fresh, Fresh)
He's on Mode, he's
(Fresh, so Fresh)
And this is Ugly Duckling, groove galore
We rock from the clouds to the ocean floor
We're on Fresh Mode, we're on Fresh Mode
We're on Fresh Mode, we're Fresh
12.Abigail Silk
Lyricist：Andrew Cooper, Dustin Troy Mc Farland, Jr., Rodney Pleasant
Abigail (Abigail)
Silk (Silk)
Now every day I been listening to 'Love Supreme'
I mean I've fallen in deep like a submarine
I mean she's not a fashion model or the queen of the prom
Or a voluptuous blonde who hangs with James Bond
But she's got a confidence that caught my eye
And I'm drawn like a pawn but I don't know why
So I asked her over to have a soda
She just laughed and said, 'No, Casanova'
And when I asked why she blew a kiss back with that
Smile that could light up a room that was pitch black
Movin slow like a rotary phone, she made it known
I'm not a wild hole to sewn
So I'm always on my toes and that's part of the vibe
I find her physically attractive but it's hard to describe
She could be vanilla coffee or chocolate milk
But words fail when it comes to Abigail Silk
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I met her at the ice cream truck on my block
She bought a snow cone and a Astro Pop
I ordered a buttercup but I didn't have enough
I asked her for a nickel and she gave me a buck
I said how could I repay you, you saved the day？
Let's hit a matinee and I pay your way
She said she'd love to, but in the same breath
She said she couldn't and I'd have to take a rain check
Well, I guess she just killed that
And just to save face I gave her the dollar bill back
But she said the money wasn't a loan
Then she kissed me on my cheek but she dropped her cone
So I gave her mine and I walked her home
Put her number in my memory but lost her phone
And I haven't seen her since but if you do
Tell Abigail to come through (tell who)
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13.We're Here
Lyricist：Andrew Cooper, Dustin Troy Mc Farland, Jr., Rodney Pleasant
Bouncer
Alright
Everybody over here, I need one straight line
Alright, let's see tickets, ID's
Alright, thank you
Turn around, hands on your head
Ah, what you got here, okay
No, no problem
Thank you very much, enjoy the show tonight
Audience members
Cool, we're in, man
It's gonna be dope, can't wait
Who's opening act？
Who cares？
Promoter
Yo yo yo, how everybody doin tonight？
Let me welcome y'all to the show
Everybody ready to party？
Yeah yeah
Brought to you by MeatShake
Now I know who y'all came here to see
But before they come out, uh, we got
We got this one group, uh, what are they called？
Oh that's right, yeah
Ugly Duckling, everybody, Ugly Duckling
How's everybody doin？
CHORUS
We're the opening act
We do a couple songs and we don't come back
And when we're finished we'll be hoping you clap
We're the opening act
VERSE 1 Andy C and Dizzy Dustin
We're the opening act and we're here tonight
At a club near you with the band you like
In fact, it's your favorite band, you're a superfan
Who wouldn't miss it for the world, so you thought up a plan
You bought your tickets in advance, you left your house on time
You drove 45 minutes, then you waited in line
And when you finally got in and made your way to the stage
You were very disappointed when we started to play
We're the opening act, please try to be patient
We been writing songs and rehearsin in our basement
This isn't just a gig, it's a place to be seen
And a chance to be heard, see, we're chasin a dream
And we truly hope that you'll enjoy the way we entertain
So when you go home you'll remember our name
We know you waited two years for your favorite band to tour
But you're stuck watchin us who you never heard before
We're the opening act
Some people even poke fun and they laugh
But most just drink and smoke in the back
Know why？ We're the opening act
(Boom-chick-boom-boom-chick)
We're the opening act, we get drinks and snacks
And a backstage pass and some money for gas
The stage manager asks, 'Are you ready to go？'
There's only 50 people here and it's a sold out show
Can't we wait until the club is full？ 'No, you gotta hurry'
'The schedule says you need to be done by 8 30'
8 30, Why so early, there's a line around the block？
'No one cares about the band in the opening spot'
We're the opening act, we don't have any hits
The club owner and the show promoter don't know we exist
So we're never on the flyers or the marquees
It's so quiet when we play, I hear people drop their car keys
A couple people rock, a couple people boo
But most just wish that we were through
So the biggest cheer we get is when I say, 'Here's the last
song'
Cause they know the headliner is about to come on
We're the opening act, we hope you have a nice evening
We'll keep working harder and we'll never stop believing
Maybe some day we'll ride the tour bus
And you'll be coming out to see us
But for now we're the opening act
On with the show)
(We're gonna be in yo town soon)
We're the opening act
To the people on the right
We're the opening act
(On with the show)
(Even when promoters give us the cold shoulder)
We're the opening act
To the people on the left
Somebody say I wanna rock right now, come on
Say I wanna rock right now, everybody
Say I wanna rock right now, anybody
Come on, say I wanna rock right now, please
(You guys suck)
We are - the opening act
That's us
Ugly Duckling
Enjoy the show
Here we go
14.Friday Night
Lyricist：Andrew Cooper, Dustin Troy Mc Farland, Jr., Rodney Pleasant
It's Friday night, on the streets of L.A
I'm going out 'cause I've been working at the job all day
Got the info line number, with directions to the site
Ugly Duckling on the bill to rock the mic right
Tonight, I gotta be hype, and get the crowd reacting
I call Dizzy's house he says, 'What's up', I say what's
happenin'
Get my DJ on three way
Don't forget to bring the guest list
See the freshest
Off the wall like asbestos
I rock without the D tops
Walk without the Reebok's
Talk until the beat stops
Than pick it back up with the beat box
And yo, I gotta ride so you need not
Cool, I'm leavin' at 7 30, we can caravan
To the jam
With Einstein, the two hand man
In command like a general
Lighter then a dinner roll
Solid as a mineral
Open like a centerfold
Hey, save it for the chorus
The crowd looks enormous
So give a peak performance
I need a sound check, so my mic sounds nice
I'll be in it in a minute like microwave rice
I grab the mic like a dynamite stick
Then light the wick
And keep it lit
With ever lyric I spit
Beats to the rhymes
We stick like turpentine
Dizzy Dustin, Andy Cooper and Young Einstein
It's the jam
You know it's on
Get with it ya
What, what ya wanna do？
Rock, rock the old school
Just listen real close
When we take crowds back to the days of the 10 yard fight
The gyro mic
They jump like excite bike
Guaranteed delight
When the needle drops sound
Man, EQ the level so the needle rock
And then, hand over the microphone
I get a type grip
Cause when it's time to swing
I hit like Mike Schmidt
Get this
I drop more lines then a Tetris
When young Einstein throws on the dookie necklace
He's the drum major
With the sum to the fader
Attacking the wax, on the record player
Working up a sweat
Till we close the set
With the song that's ＊fresher then a moist toilette＊
Now when the jam is over
It's hugs and handshakes
And than the band breaks
For shakes and pancakes
I'm home for brand flakes and Z's
Hit the back mat
Take a hot shower
And a cat nap please
Don't call me in the mornin'
Cause I'm on the sleep-in, mode
Dizzy Dustin
We did it again
For you, it might be over
For me, it's just beginnin'
The club must be endin'
'Cause no one's bartendin'
They turn on the bright light
And I feel like a gremlin
The jam is breakin' up
Bat at my pad, it's reassembling'
Take Orange down to Market
then a right on Lemon
Everyone's invited
So I hope you'll be attendin'
It's the jam
You know it's on
Get with it ya
What, what ya wanna do？
Rock, rock the old school
Just listen real close
15.Rio De Janeiro
Lyricist：Andrew Cooper, Dustin Troy Mc Farland, Jr., Rodney Pleasant
Now you can come visit any time of year
And the sun is shining and the skies are clear
If you're looking for love, you can find it here
So give Diz a couple minutes up inside your ear
I'm looking for the light like a Jedi Knight
So I'm headed for Brazil on a red-eyed flight
'Cause I gotta hit the festival, it's set to go
(Tell 'em why)
Four whole days at a very high decibel
We cut loose and dance in the streets
All the way down to Copacabana Beach
And when it's all over recovery mode
I'm out in Ipanema to relax and reload
'Cause I think we got a UD show tomorrow
And I have to go to Sao Paulo, I know
Andy's at a soccer game, Rod's in a Speedo
I'm not Michael Caine but I 'Blame it on Rio'
You gotta go to Rio, go to Rio with me
If you wanna carnival, carnival with me
'Cause you need to get away, get away with me
And we're gonna do it now, do it now with me
If you gotta go to Rio, go to Rio with me
If you wanna carnival, carnival with me
'Cause you need to get away, get away with me
To
(Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro)
Get off the sofa, let's bossanova
Come and do la cosa nostra
And we're gonna make it like presto
Alakazaam, out with my man Windjam on the catamaran
It's Rio de Janeiro, nail the map with a thumb tack
And before you unpack, you wish you could come back
(Why？)
Because the weather's warm and toasty like an oven mitt
And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't loving it
Watch the palm trees sway in the breeze
Beautiful girls talking to me in Portuguese
Sipping Brazilian coffee with a bit of cinnamon
Do you find the daily grind is inescapable？
There's no other place to go, it's the apex
(Bro)
Talk to your boss and save up your paychecks
We gotta
Let's go, let's go
Let's go, let's go
Let's go, let's go
We gotta go
Let's go, let's go
(Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro)
You gotta go to Rio, go to Rio with me
If you wanna carnival, carnival with me
'Cause you need to get away, get away with me
And we're gonna do it now, do it now with me
You gotta go to Rio, go to Rio with me
If you wanna carnival, carnival with me
'Cause you need to get away, get away with me
To
(Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro)
Young Einstein, Sugarloaf Mountain
Guanabara Bay, Christo Redemptor
16.Goodnight Now
Lyricist：Andrew Cooper, Dustin Troy Mc Farland, Jr., Rodney Pleasant
Quiet, relax
I'm headin' home for some well earned rest
I watch the moon rise in the sun lit west
I've had a very long afternoon
But soon I'll escape inside my room
Electric blankets help me hide
From the cold wind and the rain outside
A grandfather clock sounds off its chimes
I reach to the window and shut the blinds
The room darkens to a shade of gray
And I feel my brainwaves fade away
So quiet please, don't talk, I'm about to doze off
Bed so soft ,I didn't even take my clothes off
Remember all those lovely little lullaby's
That your mother used to sing to you
So you close your eyes
Well, I hope this helps you fall asleep right now
Turn the light down, then relax
Goodnight now, goodnight now
Much to do, a lot to say
It seems that you've had quite a day
But now it's late, time for bed
Settle down and rest your head
I drink a little milk from a nice warm glass
Put on my PJ's, ready to crash
Took a shower so I'm nice and clean
Mr. Sandman, please bring me a dream
The evening's come, the work is done
My eyes get heavy, my legs are numb
Layin' in the sheets feeling lighter than air
So long to go but I'm already there
I'm dog-tired but I'll sleep until I'm restless
And when I'm awake I can make a late breakfast
I see you in the morning, my friend
And until then goodnight now, goodnight now
Much to do, a lot to say
It seems that you've had quite a day
But now it's late, time for bed
Settle down and rest your head
Goodnight sweetie, mommy loves you
17.I Did It Like This
Lyricist：Andrew Cooper, Dustin Troy Mc Farland, Jr., Rodney Pleasant
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
Now Ugly Duckling's gonna take you back
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
Now Andy Cooper's gonna take you back
To the planet, rock
I used to produce hip-hop
Poundin' rhythms with my hands on my school desk top
'Till my teacher would make me stop
I'd wait for recess
Then I'd beat at a contest
At home I'd slide across my kitchen floor
Doing moonwalks
All I needed was my windbreaker and some new socks
Not to mention the extension cord adapter
To attach a little radio that was my ghetto blaster
I remember making my first songs, no sound board
Just messin with the tape deck pressin record
And Pause
There were flaws in the tape and hiss
But now I'm an Ugly Duckling and do it like this
We take a beat in a rap
And then delete it to track
Then keep repeating it back
'Till it's completed intact
So that the people react
Out of they seat and they clap
From the petite to the fat
On every street on the map
So when my brother laughed and my dad said it was a fad
I went into my room with a pen and a pad
And wrote a little rap about my fat cat
Now I'm the cat with the phat rap
And I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
Now Ugly Duckling's gonna take you back
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
Now Andy Cooper's gonna take you back
When I rapped with this cat named Jafette
Doin vocals through the headphones, live to cassette
Low tech
I could get out a dodge to Tahiti
When I wrote graffiti in the garage
I hide like camouflage in my cubicle
Workin' my fingers to the cuticle
To turn the ugly beautiful
And it was undisputable
The unknown
So we always had to fight to get the microphone
And perform in the dorm
Backyard or Gym
We've rocked the coffee shop for a crowd of ten
Just plug the tables in to any PA
Long Beach, CA
Einstein's the DJ
My motto's been bravado since the
But now it's ugly duckling and there's no one else to follow
Me and Andy C tag team and hand slap
Yeah I did it like this
And I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
Now Ugly Duckling's gonna take you back
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it like this
I did it like that
Now Andy Cooper's gonna take you back
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